*peers over balcony at her sister and her friend*
....
*peeeeeer*
.......
*LOOOOOOOM*

Her friend has a British accent. o_o
Kinda random. BUT COOL. 8D

ANYWAY, BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND.
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this day. >>

So yeah, Black Friday, but no 3 AM shopping for me. NU. NEVAH.
Instead, like a freak, me, my cousins (Sarah and Jessica), and my friend Rachel, all went to... UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. 8D
Fail. >>

Now the events of the day were...Insterestign to say the least.
I'd like to start by saying that both of my cousin are super girly and have NO idea how fragging annoying they can be. OBLIVIOUS.
I love them but...Oh Primus where to start?
Sarah: HAS NO FUCKING FILTER. She curses like there's no one around, screams when she talks, has a sense of pride to rival Megs, and doesn't know when to drop a fragging subject.
Jessica: Never shuts up about her problems, whether monitary or relationship wise. Doesn't know when to swallow her pride. And just needs to think about how she acts.
Love them both, very much, but I have reasons for this.
I'll just give a recap of the entire day, because it was actually pretty good, it's just that SOMETHING happened to screw it up.

So we got up at 6, wanting to leave at 7.
Thanks to Rachel (WHOM IS STARING OVER MY SHOULDER) and Jessica, we were late because they HAD to put make up on, we were about 10 minutes late.
Normally, it wouldn't matter, but I was kinda annoyed about it because I had to drive and I actually GO the speed limit. So I'm slow. <3
Then we had to go to Starbucks, which was fine cause I wanted to go, but then the whole BEING RIGHT NEXT TO A SLAGGING TARGET AND. AND. AAAAND. WALMART. Yeah. Not fun. -_-
Then Jessica was complaining about how she wanted to go to Chick-Fil-E (sp?) and when I told her we were late she just kept on complaining. e_e
UGH. DRINK YOUR DAMN COFFEE, WE'LL GET FOOD AT UNIVERSAL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WRAPS.
Okay, then when we actually got on the road, it was mostly okay.
Sarah was a bit of a backseat driver, but not TOO bad. Dad's worse.
BUT. I did have several cargasms. <33333
FIRST. We say our local blood-red camaro. God yes. <3
THEN. I SAW... AN ENTIRE.... TOPKICK.
I know I recently say half of one attatched to a trailer, but this one was full normal and kickass. I couldn't tell if it had the smokestacks or not though. 8D
But it was yellow. PFFFFT. BEE MUST HAVE GOTTA AHOLD OF IRONHIDE. 8D
It was towing a bot. I squeed. X3
Everyone thought I was nuts. <3
Then, we saw two more Camaros on the way to Orlando. One was charcoal (GORGEOUS) and the other was silver~ SO PRETTY. I WANT ONE. D:
Then we got to the park entrance and Sarah went super bitch.
She was throwing a fit over how they didn't give us prefferred parking. GET. OVER. IT. WALK THE EXTRA 20 FEET. GOD.
She never got over it and randomly brought it up the rest of the day. -_-
Then when we actually got out of the car, she started sprinting towards the entrance. I trailed behind cause I wanted to get there too, but I wasn't sprinting.
Jessica was wheezing about asthma, she was probably playing it up, and Rachel looked lost as a pound puppy. >>
SOOOO... We ran through the park, Sarah shoving people out of the way, and then we had to go buy passes for Jess and Rachel.
Nothing eventful, just gave my 50% off ticket from donating blood in. LAWL. I DIDN'T FAINT THIS TIME. ACCOMPLISHMENT. 8D
Then we went into the park only to discover that the reason we'd gotten up at 6 AM was CLOSED. Rip Ride Rocket was shut down because it was too cold and the hydrolic fluids and the grease of the gears had to warm up.
That also meant that every other roller coaster was closed as well. >>
WEEEEEE. Not.
So then we found out that the Mummy was broken, we don't know why, but it was real, not weather related. So we decided to do the Simpsons.
That was fun, but Sarah complained about the ride the whole time while Jessica talked about her money issues. e_e
That finally resolved itself when Jessica started taking pictures of EVERYTHING so we kind of got a bit friendlier.
And we rode it. It was fun. Rachel and Jessica loved it. X3
Then we did MIB.
OH GOD. I BEAT MY SCORE.
305,000 BABY. OH YEAH. TAKE THAT ALIEN SCUM. NO ONE CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'VE...GOT THE TOUCH.
*wore her Optimus Prime shirt today*
*is shot*
*is nuked*
*gets back to story*
Then we wandered back over to the Mummy and Rockit area cause we didn't want to do anything else.
Nothing was open.
So Sarah and I sat down on the grass next to Rip Ride Rockit...And waited.
Rachel and Jessica took off for Twister and were gone for a long time. o_o
ANYWAY.
We sat there and bothered the employees that were playing bouncers to the entrance of Rockit. 8D
FUN.
But since nothing else was open, we sat...And sat...And waited...And Sarah bitched.
Mainly about people not cutting in front of us when the line did open when they were just ASKING QUESTIONS TO THE EMPLOYEES. -_-
By then, Rachel and Jessica had come back and there was a mock line wrapped around the outside stage for when Rockit did open. We were in the first 10 people in line. <3
And then we had to find a place to put Sarah's goddamn purse BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD TO HAVE HER DAMN PURSE.
I swear, I nearly choked on my own uvula when I had to run from the Mummy and back looking for a fragging locker. -_-
*SMACKS HER WITH HER OWN PURSE*
Turns out, they let her drop her purse in a locker and run up the back way to meet us on the ride.
So yeah, they let us on, we got on THE FIRST CAR OF THE DAY BABEH. 8D
I chose Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger as my song cause it's kickass that way. <3
Then when we got back to the station... The ride briefly broke down. XD
I was like "YEAH! FIRST CAR AND IT BROKE DOWN. WOOOO!"
I'm so terrible. X3

Theeeeen we went to lunch cause we'd been waiting in line for like an hour and a half.
Margaritaville. Love that place, but here's where the day starts getting wonky.
I love my cousins, and before this and through the day, I kept my mouth shut, smiled, and endured.
That. THAT right there, already makes me more mature then my 25 YEAR OLD COUSINS.
So we had lunch, yum yay, good fun. It was all fine and good family (Plus one) fun.
THEN. Then the stupid bill came.
Rachel was short on cash cause the tickets were more than we though, THE WEBSITE LIES, so we had to shuffle money around.
Jessica started getting all upset because she is SO in debt that she couldn't TEMPORARILY pay for a stupid tip.
She was arguing with me about math, which I guaruntee I know more about then here since I'm in fricking CALCULUS. Doubt she ever got that far.
I proved to her that she was wrong with a calculator and she STILL argued with me.
And yeah, she was just being a pain. Sarah was actually okay. She provided most of the money and was seemed pretty okay with it.
So once the bill was payed, Jessica throwing a fit about it, we got up and went to the bathroom.
When Jessica and I were washing our hands, I finally proved to here that I was right about the math thing and she started giving me excuses as to why she had been wrong.
Then Sarah walks up and says something like "Why can't you let it go?" meaning the money thing.
Then Jessica is like "I wasn't TALKING to you. I was talking to Rachel."
Then Sarah just gets REALLY pissy and storms out. I don't even understand why. o_o
So we all walk out and try to find her. I ended up calling her on my cell phone and what does she do?
She starts cursing Jessica out over to phone TO ME. I called to find out if she was okay and she starts going on about why she hates Jessica and how I should be on her side!
What the hell?!
So I tried my best to calm her down, and I finally got her to tell me where she'd run off to.
Well.... She told me she'd refused to speak to Jessica until she apologized.
Okay then.
I knew it was not going to end well.
So Jessica started demanding that I tell her where Sarah is.
Basically, I calmly explained that there was no way I was telling her where Sarah was until I was sure they weren't going to murder each other.
Prior to this, Sarah had explained on numerous occasions how she wanted to sucker punch people. YAY. Just. YAY.
So I finally told her and we all went off to the front of Islands of Adventure to find her seated on a rock.
Jessica walked up and said "I'm sorry."
But of course, she did have attitude. Now, she did kind of owe her an apology, but then Sarah owed one too.
Sarah had overreacted and couldn't endure for ONE DAY.
Jessica needed to swallow her pride and give an apology, even if only to get Sarah to calm the hell down.
So Sarah started storming away before they started screaming insults at each other in front of the park.
God... I was so embarrassed. What kind of immature people DO THAT? Oh right. My cousins.
And I felt really bad for Rachel because she was just kind of forced to nod and follow along.
Couldn't they at least have the decency NOT to blow up in front of my friend?
No. Self. Control.

Anyway, after that, we tried to figure out what the hell we were gonna do sicne Sarah disappeared again.
With nothing else to do, we decided to hit IOA. I felt bad leaving Sarah, but as Jessica said, it was better then sitting outside the park doing nothing.
Then we got to the gate and realized that Sarah had Rachel's pass. So I called her.
Luckily, she was nearby so I was able to walk over to her without talking on the phone.
I'd hoped to walk up and politely ask for the pass. Nope.
I instead had to play the freaking peacemaker.
I stood there for like five minutes trying to convince Sarah, NICELY, to swallow her goddamn pride and come with us.
After a while I got her to the point where she agreed to come if she didn't have to talk to Jessica.
Wasn't so bad at first, I just tried to talk about things that both of them could respond to without having to talk to each other.
So then we went to Hulk. When I saw the 45 minute wait, I knew we wouldn't survive it without drama. -_-
The first 20 minutes or so was okay.
Then...Sarah had to be freaking "noble" and take the mature path. Uh-huh.
She told Jessica that she had nothing to apologize for, but then they should still make up. Wow. Yeah. That'll work. Dumbass.
Jessica got pissy, which she had right too.
They got in a fight, screamign at each other in the MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN LINE!
Everyone was looking at us! What was there problem!? Seriously!
Anyway, I tried to get them both to just shut up and not talk to each other again, but they ignored me. Multiple times.
Actually, sometimes I got them to shut up, but then Sarah would fucking turn around and say something else.
I ended up just trying to make sure they didn't punch each other by sticking myself and Rachel in the center of them.
While they didn't punch each other, they screamed around us. e_e
And yes, lots of insults were hurled. Many of which I'd rather remain unsaid here. >>
FINALLY. Jessica had the sense to turn around and fully ignore her. Sarah eventually got bored of hurling insults when none were returned.
So things lapsed back into silence while I continplated my sanity and slamming their heads together.
Luckily, the rest of the wait went by without incident. Hulk was fun. I was pissed. Rachel was a lost puppy.

Then I dragged Rachel and Jessica to do Dr. Doom. X3
Sarah didn't want to do it so she went to the Seuess land candy store. >>
But we finished our ride sooner then expected, it was fun. X3
So we went to the candy store to meet Sarah.
Surprisingly, this was where everything started to get...Normal. o_o
THANK YOU FUDGE FOR FIXING HORMONAL BITCHES.
We walked outside and I started talking to Rachel.
I heard Sarah and Jessica talking and I started to kind of get freaked out cause Sarah brought up the "I won't apologize" thing again.
Surisingly, Jessica didn't explode.
They started talking calmly, even though Jess looked ready to rip Sarah's ovaries out through her mouth.
Then they made up. o_o
I was surprised. THEY ACTED MATURE FOR ONCE! SCORE ONE FOR MATURITY!

So yeah... Then we actually had some fun again. XD
We did Dueling Dragons, the Ice side. Rachel had never done it so we dragged her to front car.
OH GOD. SO MUCH FUN. SOOOO MUCH FUN. GIANT COASTERGASMS ALL AROUND. 8D
I love front car on Ice. X3

Then we went over and did Hulk again. This time with single rider line.
No incident this time. X3
We actually got to talk to a few cute guys behind us. XD
I felt like a pedo though cause he looked younger then us. XD
And we rode it. And it was fun. <3

THEN. THEN. WE WENT BACK OVER TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.
Here's where the day gets fragging AMAZING. No sarcasm. <3

So we rode the Mummy, which was fun. Long line.
Rachel loved it. XD
I just kind of sat there and silently said each line of each character. XD

THEN. THEN. THEN. THEN. THEN. *SPASM*
*ORGASM*
*COASTERGASM*
I REGRET NOTHING.
OH MY GOD. AS RACHEL JUST REMINDED ME, HOW DO I DESCIBE THIS?
BETTER THAN ORGASMIC?
SIMILIAR TO DISCOVERING YOUR CAR IS AN ALIEN ROBOT?
.....
.......
............
No. Not quite.
BUT CLOSE.
OKAY.
SO.
We got back in line for Rockit.
The wait time: 120 minutes.
Sarah didn't want to do it.
I told her the line was definitely not that long and stood firmly in line with Rachel.
So we waited. And waited. And freaked out everytime a car went by.
To explain: Rip Ride Rockit is supposed to be amazing at night because of all the lights on the track.
It was beautiful to watch.
Which we did.
For an hour and a half. HA. SEE. IT WASN'T THAT LONG.
Then, we decided to get in line for front car.
Rachel and I squeed. Loudly. For five minutes. X3
Then we got on it.
..........
Wow.
Okay, first off, I chose "Stronger" by Kayne West, the biggest dick in the world, but an awesome singer. Sadly.
And we went up this thing through the lighted arches. Which was amazing. Looking up at a beautiful black sky.
Then, we went over the top and screamed our lungs out.
Going over the loop provided and AMAZING view of the park. Similiarly, so did the next hump where the breaks were.
The rest of the ride was similiar, but it was amazing all the same. Probably the best roller coaster ride of my life. X3

NOW.
To speed up this monster of a journal, I'll quicken this.

We left, Sarah bitched about her feet hurting, we looked for a Starbucks, Sarah bitched about the guy not getting out order right, we drove, Sarah bitched directions home.
NOW I'M FINALLY HOME.

No laptop today. D:
Mom and dad weren't home when the guy tried to deliever it. ><

NOW. BED TIME. MY LEGS HURT. AND NOW RACHEL IS SMACKING ME TO GO TO BED.
LAWL. SAKIMUS PRIME OUT YAWL.

~~~~

WAIT. QUICKLY.
TODAYS BEST "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES.

On Dueling Dragons:
Rachel: I love how it jiggles in anticipacion!

Wow. Just.... Wow. She was talking about how the seats bounce when they load people on. XD

Rachels: *listening to a Christmas song* .....
Me: ....Did he just say "Santa, will you ride my Christmas tree?" o_o
Rachel: I think so. o_o
Me: WANNA RIDE MY CHRISTMAS TREE?
Rachel: *SMACK*

This needs no commentary. 8D

Sign: Rows 3 and 6 are designed for people with unusual body dimensions.
Rachel: ... *SNERK*
Me: *NUDGE*

UGH. THERE WERE TWO REALLY GOOD ONES I CAN'T REMEMBER, OH WELL.
NIGHT.
FOR REALZ THIS TIME.
I SWEAR.
REALLY.
NO... NO REALLY.
I SWEA-